1、英语笑话篇一 An Unwel e Hornor A doctor came into the hospital ward and said to Mr Johnson， quotI have some good news and some bad news for youquotThen Mr Johnson said， quotPlease， give me the good news firstquotSo the doctor said， quotThe doctors here are going to name an incurable。
2、前台小姐quotYou yourself look all people are playing，no people have time，you can wait，you wait，you not wait，you goquot你自己看看，所有人都在玩呢，都没空，你愿意等就等，不愿意就走你外国人quotGood heavens anybody here can speak English？quot笑话英语我的上帝，这儿有谁会说英语吗。
3、英语小笑话十九 Dentist I#39m sorry， madam， but I#39ll have to charge you twentyfive dollars for pulling your son#39s tooth Mother Twentyfive dollars笑话英语！ But I thought you only charged five dollars for an extraction Dentist I usually do But your son yelled so loud， he scared f。
4、英语笑话一 Q What#39s the difference between a monkey and a flea？ A A monkey can have fleas， but a flea can#39t have monkeys 猴子会和跳蚤有什么不同呢？你可能会直接的想到它们俩是一大一小但除此之外呢，那就是猴子身上可以长跳蚤，而跳蚤身上却不能有猴子这个答案很有意思吧。
5、9 英语的幽默小笑话 10 带翻译是简短英语笑话大全 6MikeMum，I want to watch TV MumThere is no electricity tonight MikeThen let#39s watch TVwith a candie on 迈克妈妈，我想看电视 妈妈今晚停电了 迈克那我们就点着蜡烛看吧。
6、超简短的英语笑话段子一 顾客小心，你的大拇指在我汤里了！服务员别担心，先生，不是很烫！Diner Watch out！ Your thumbs in my soup！Waiter Don#39t worry， Sir， it#39s not that hot！一个服务员给顾客拿来了牛排，大拇指在牛肉上ldquo你疯了吗？rdquo顾客喊到，ldquo你的。
7、读音英 d#658#601#650k美 d#658o#650k释义n 笑话玩笑v 说笑话开玩笑语法joke的基本意思是“笑话，玩笑”，指引人发笑的谈话或故事，也指供人当作笑料的事情可用作可数名词，也可用作不可数名词joke作“可笑的人事物情形”解时，多用于单数形式。
8、笑话的英语jokejoke的释义玩笑笑话笑柄读音英d#658#601#650k美d#658okjoke造句 1这个笑话太下流，不宜重复The joke is too rude to repeat2他们那些粗俗的笑话使她大为不快She was offended by the vulgarity of their jokes3他们听了他的笑话。
9、bad How did that happenJohnny We played who could lean furthest out of17什么叫做英语笑话英语笑话在英语中说就跟你用中文说中文笑话，不是一样的吗你如果是指这个笑话是用英文说出来的，我觉得直接用joke讲即可然而你若是形容这一个笑话是英文的话，就说English joke 也是可以的droller。
10、达人方舟教育 英语幽默笑话15则 你身边真正的朋友，跟你美丑没多大关系，跟你有钱没钱没多大关系，下面我给大家收集整理了英语幽默笑话，一起来学学幽默，收集好人缘吧！ 1我懂他的话 While eating in a restaurant， I reprimanded my fouryearold son for speaking with his mouth full quot。
11、1Is it a boy or a girl A Just look at that young person with the short hair and blue jeans Is it a boy or a girl？B It#39s a girl She#39s my daughterA Oh， I#39m sorry， sir I didn#39t know that you were her fatherB I#39m not I#39m her mother翻译。
12、question Is God Michael Jackson？儿子妈妈，上帝是白人还是黑人妈妈宝贝，上帝是白人也是黑人儿子那上帝是男人还是女人妈妈宝贝，上帝是男人也是女人儿子哦我知道了，上帝是迈克尔·杰克逊推荐你个网站，专门是英语笑话的 希望喜欢~~ ^^~~。
13、1Goldfish金鱼 Stan I won 92 goldfishFred Where are you going to keep them？Stan In the bathroom Fred But what will you do when you want to take a bath？Stan Blindfold蒙眼睛them！斯丹我赢了 92 条金鱼弗雷德你想在哪儿养它们斯丹浴室弗雷德但是你想洗澡。
14、笑话是内容丰富并具有出乎意料结尾的幽默口头故事下面我整理了短英语幽默笑话，希望大家喜欢！短英语幽默笑话摘抄 Friend for Dinner 请朋友吃饭 Honey， said the hu *** and to his wife， I invited a friend home for supper“亲爱的，”丈夫对妻子说“我邀请了一位朋友回家吃晚饭”What。
15、英语幽默笑话如下1Before the final examination， Tom told his mother， quotMom， I had a dream last night that I#39d passed today#39s examquotquotDon#39t trust dreams， dear It is said what you experience in dreams usually turns out to be the oppositequot Mother repliedquotThen I do。
16、The New Teacher George es from school on the first of SeptemberquotGeorge，how did you like your new teacher？quot asked his motherquotI didn#39t like her，Mother，because she said that three and three were six and then she said that two and four were six tooquot新老师 9月1日，乔治。
17、He is really somebody My uncle has 1000 men under him He is really somebody What does he do？ A maintenance man in a cemetery他真是一个大人物 我叔叔下面有1000个人 他真是一个大人物干什么的 墓地守墓人搞笑的英语小笑话I Wasnt AsleepWhen a group。